Click the Album art to listen to Security Joan, from Donald Fagen’s 2005 solo album, Morph the Cat. Oh and thanks a lot youtube, for the ‘no embed’ tag.
I don’t know which airline Fagen flies but airport security around where I live is nasty! Still, this is the coolest song about a security guard I’ve ever heard.
Trust the dude who was in a band named after a dildo to make a song about cavity searches sound sexy 
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1. Ooh hey
I’m trying to decide
Which way to go
I think I made a wrong turn back there somewhere : Eykah Badu – Didn’t Cha Know
2. It has to start somewhere
It has to start sometime
What better place than here
What better time than now : Rage Against The Machine – Guerilla Radio
(Excellent video that parodies GAP adverts from the 90′s)
3. I like big butts and I cannot lie : Sir Mix-A-Lot – Baby Got Back
(Also an excellent video but in a totally different way 
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Reasons I love this song.
1. Sometimes I feel that when Donald Fagen and Walter Becker wrote it 1972 they knew that two and a half decades later I might need a soundtrack to my life.
2. The most bitchin’ electric sitar solo ever.
Reason I might commit murder while this song plays in the background.
1. I just read that ‘Do it again’ is on Guitar Hero World Tour 2008 and if I ever see some stupid wannabe rocker dude pretending to be Denny Dias and play guitar to this song I will have to kill him.
