Click the Album art to listen to Security Joan, from Donald Fagen’s 2005 solo album, Morph the Cat. Oh and thanks a lot youtube, for the ‘no embed’ tag.

I don’t know which airline Fagen flies but airport security around where I live is nasty! Still, this is the coolest song about a security guard I’ve ever heard.

Trust the dude who was in a band named after a dildo to make a song about cavity searches sound sexy !

Music Donald Fagen, Morph the Cat, Steely Dan