Merry Christmas to all, whether you believe in the baby Jesus or not!
In the new year, may you have (in no particular order):
Belly laughs
Good posture
Healthy food
Interesting conversations
Big pay-cheques
Fulfilling work
Occasional bouts of the-floor-is-moving drunkenness
Lots of sore-the-next-morning sex
Be good, stay calm and eat fruit!
This video assaulted my mind waaay too early in the morning today. No, I did not see this at Onion.com and this is NOT satire. This is an actual Christian Rap Group (And if you have never heard Christian Rap or Christian Rock you haven’t lived) singing about the dangers of hugging people head-on where your crotches are actually (GASP!) touching. They call it (andIkidyounot) “Satan’s lustful arm wrap”
Play the video, listen carefully to the lyrics and hurt your brain at your own risk.
Once again. THIS IS NOT SATIRE. These fuckers are dead serious.
So, a few days back the Delhi High Court sort of revoked Section 377 of the Indian Penal Code. (it makes sodomy a crime, along with bestiality) And just my luck that I find myself in a new city, sitting in some old geezer’s house as the news channels whip themselves into a frenzy about how this will lead to people running amok in the streets, buggering anyone caught bending (Bad pun, I know)
So, the old geezer is one of those religious farts and he starts right off with his mini-polemic about how sodomy is a Sin and Unnatural according to the Bible and how the Delhi High Court has in one fell swoop, legalised bestiality too, the fools!
He carries on about the Pope (creepy picture above) and the Queen of England being the head of the church and both of them saying that this is deviant, unnatural behaviour (bestiality and sodomy) and he goes on and on and on….
This week the world celebrates the 150th anniversary of the publication of Charles Darwin’s ‘On the Origin of Species’ which put forth his Theory of Evolution.
When I say ‘the world’ I’m not talking about ‘The Creationists’, people who think Mr. Darwin’s supremely logical explanations are all BS and live in the belief that God put Dinosaur fossils in the the earth to fool human beings and that dinosaurs and humans walked the earth at the same time.
I am not kidding. People actually believe this to be true. Creationists have successfully campaigned against the Theory of Evolution and now Creationism is taught to children in many schools! Still, they are really upset that the Theory of Evolution is still taught in most schools and ignorant dolts like me grew up believing this bile.
To appease them, in these troubling times of reason I have posted this picture that I found on the internet. Click on the image to see similar images from Google Search. Enjoy! 
I also recommend two excellent books….
The new Pope (Pope Benedict XVI) says, in his end of year year speech, that saving humanity from homosexual or transsexual behaviour was just as important as saving the rainforest from destruction! Haaaa Haaaa!!!
Why doesn’t he just cut the BS and say that all ‘the gays’ are gonna burn in hell? That’ll scare those Godless Butt-pirates!
Just the kind of mindless, intolerant crap you want to be teaching your kids.
P.S. I’ve said this before. The previous pope wasn’t so bad. Where did they find this lout? The 16th Century?