Google Analytics is a service from Google that gives you a lot of interesting stats for your website. One of the most interesting lists available is the search terms that people have input at Google.com that led them to your site. Here are some of the funnier ones for this site.
1. this is all gonna end in tears samreth
2. obama bush same clinton sheeple
3. barkha dutt bitch
4. dating love site lv
5. body searches
6. coz i’m cool
7. indian bitch
8. mighty mouse fucking piece of shit
9. obama is bs
10. satyam fucking company
11. happy singh.com
12. video footage of george w. bush waving to stevie wonder
Ryan Seacrest (It doesn’t matter if you don’t know who he is) trying to high five a blind guy. Thats right. High five a blind dude.
For me, this is right up there with footage of George W. Bush waving at Stevie Wonder or Bill Cosby’s hilarious story about how he walked into Ray Charles’ house and asked him why he was shaving in the dark.
Moral. Blind people+Dumbasses=Hilarity. Some may say that is insensitive. I say to whom? Blind people? They don’t read this blog!