So I am a huge hypocrite. I love my dogs, hate people being cruel to animals and once shot a film about snakes and how misunderstood they are but I have eaten monkey brain soup.

But you know who’s ‘Animal Rights Activism’ makes me seem like the freakin’ Pope? (Not the current one that looks like a thug and says all the gays are going to hell, though)

PeTA. Thats right. Fucked up capitalisation that all the cool kids love, PeTA.

Where do I begin? In Mumbai a few years ago I called them on a Sunday and found out that their animal emergency help-line only works on weekdays, during business hours but I could press #3 and speak with a PR person. (PR emergencies must be very common in the city then)

But if there’s been an animal emergency, say a dog has been run over on the street or a bird flew into a wire, tough titties.

But what really gets my goat is their publicity. Yes, the world really needs one more why-is-she-even-famous, skank getting naked ‘for the cause’

Featured above is Eva Mendes, who was/is something of movie star. Below is the same Eva Mendes at some ‘event’.

Can you say doublespeak?

furisdead.com Yeah right. How about mycareerisdead.com ?

And she isn’t the only one, by far. Just do a Google image search for PeTA and see what comes up. Better still just click here.

In the meantime, I’m gonna go read ‘Fast Food Nation’ while eating a large, juicy, pepperoni pizza.

P.S. All new posts will be in this, slightly darker font that is easier on the eyes.