Click the Album art to listen to Security Joan, from Donald Fagen’s 2005 solo album, Morph the Cat. Oh and thanks a lot youtube, for the ‘no embed’ tag.

I don’t know which airline Fagen flies but airport security around where I live is nasty! Still, this is the coolest song about a security guard I’ve ever heard.

Trust the dude who was in a band named after a dildo to make a song about cavity searches sound sexy !

Reasons I love this song.

1. Sometimes I feel that when Donald Fagen and Walter Becker wrote it 1972 they knew that two and a half decades later I might need a soundtrack to my life.

2. The most bitchin’ electric sitar solo ever.

Reason I might commit murder while this song plays in the background.

1. I just read that ‘Do it again’ is on Guitar Hero World Tour 2008 and if I ever see some stupid wannabe rocker dude pretending to be Denny Dias and play guitar to this song I will have to kill him.