Merry Christmas you sexy bitches!
Merry Christmas to all, whether you believe in the baby Jesus or not!
In the new year, may you have (in no particular order):
Belly laughs
Good posture
Healthy food
Interesting conversations
Big pay-cheques
Fulfilling work
Occasional bouts of the-floor-is-moving drunkenness
Lots of sore-the-next-morning sex
Be good, stay calm and eat fruit!