1. Bigger pants.
2. A formerly hyperactive kid (like myself) now starts looking for empty chairs when he gets somewhere.
3. An ass cheek goes to sleep if you remain seated in one position for a while. Before you even know it, no milk & cookies or bed-time stories required.
4. You find that the music is often too loud in pubs.
5. You can barely do the half the number of push-ups you could a decade earlier. After each push-up a little voice in your head repeats “This is gonna sting in the morning.”
1. Auto Rickshaws or three-wheeled tempos at their top speed of 40 kmph, spewing fumes in the right lane.
2. Person/Persons honking incessantly while in gridlocked traffic.
3. Person/Persons with car that is obviously faster than mine, driving at 40 kmph in front of me. The pedal on the right makes you go faster douchebag. Fucking use it!
4. Call centre cabs weaving through traffic. Actually any white MPV with yellow plates.
5. Person riding a two-wheeler, cutting me off in traffic while reading a fucking SMS on his cellular phone.
1. Ooh hey
I’m trying to decide
Which way to go
I think I made a wrong turn back there somewhere : Eykah Badu – Didn’t Cha Know
2. It has to start somewhere
It has to start sometime
What better place than here
What better time than now : Rage Against The Machine – Guerilla Radio
(Excellent video that parodies GAP adverts from the 90’s)
3. I like big butts and I cannot lie : Sir Mix-A-Lot – Baby Got Back
(Also an excellent video but in a totally different way 
)
1. Carbon Copy Cloner (Donationware. Pretty, highly customisable and reliable disk backup utility)
2. Growl (Donationware. System-wide notification utility with great integration with OS X as well Apple and third party apps)
3. Transmission (Donationware. Pretty, fast, bit-torrent client that currently shows that I have over 400 GB of torrents downloaded this year)
4. VLC (Freeware. Open source,cross platform, swiss army knife of a media player.)
5. Synergy (Shareware, iTunes controller)
1. Maine Pyaar Kiya - Sooraj Barjatya
2. The Mask - Chuck Russell
3. Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels – Guy Ritchie
4. In The Mood For Love – Wong Kar-Wai
5. Before Sunset – Richard Linklater
The dating tips:
1. Don’t give boys that you like a copy of Anne Frank’s ‘The Diary of a Young Girl’.
2. Ever.
