Yeah, yeah yeah. It’s a holiday invented by greeting card and jewelry companies and you shouldn’t have to show your affection for the one you love on just one day and you refuse to accept the rampant commercialisation of Valentine’s day that is shoved down our throats by corporate advertising shills.. etc.. etc..

 I’ve heard it all before and I’m not buying it.

So, if you’re with someone you love, go do something nice during the day and have bed shakin’ baby makin’ sex at night (or vice versa, ladies’ choice) and if you’re single, punch a hole in a tin of Milkmaid for dinner and hug your pillow as you cry yourself asleep.(Did I just reveal my plans?) 

Either way, don’t be a hater. That’s soo clichéd and you don’t want to be one of those miserable bastards. 

 Happy VD people! 

Random Family Guy, Valentine's Day