Merry Christmas to all, whether you believe in the baby Jesus or not!

In the new year, may you have (in no particular order):

Belly laughs

Good posture

Healthy food

Interesting conversations

Big pay-cheques

Fulfilling work

Occasional bouts of the-floor-is-moving drunkenness

Lots of sore-the-next-morning sex

Be good, stay calm and eat fruit!

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