So, for the first time in almost a decade there is a new Ferrari that is truly drop dead gorgeous. Beautifully balanced proportions, a big, rakish windscreen that plunges into the hood, flared haunches pulled taut over massive five spoke wheels with rubber-band thin tyres on them and that glorious, sinfully wet looking red paint.
If I were a cat I’d be purring right now…
So, a few days back the Delhi High Court sort of revoked Section 377 of the Indian Penal Code. (it makes sodomy a crime, along with bestiality) And just my luck that I find myself in a new city, sitting in some old geezer’s house as the news channels whip themselves into a frenzy about how this will lead to people running amok in the streets, buggering anyone caught bending (Bad pun, I know)
So, the old geezer is one of those religious farts and he starts right off with his mini-polemic about how sodomy is a Sin and Unnatural according to the Bible and how the Delhi High Court has in one fell swoop, legalised bestiality too, the fools!
He carries on about the Pope (creepy picture above) and the Queen of England being the head of the church and both of them saying that this is deviant, unnatural behaviour (bestiality and sodomy) and he goes on and on and on….
It just goes to show how popular the song Lump is that its the first result that comes up when you Google the word ‘Lump’. The song is off Seattle based Alt-rock group The Presidents of the USA’s debut album from 1995. These guys made a successful career of singing silly songs with ridiculous lyrics and catchy tunes that stuck in your head forever.
I spent a whole lot of my teenage years singing their songs at the top of my voice, while it broke. Sorry Mom!
Also worth listening to is The Presidents’ Best Of compilation from 2000, also called Lump.
Get the MP3 Here
P.S. Another proof of the song’s popularity is that Weird Al Yankovic has done an absolutely brilliant parody of it, called Gump. (As in Forrest Gump)
Also, totally overshadowed in typical fashion by the media frenzy about MJ was the death of Farrah Fawcett…. of ANAL Cancer! Geeeeeeez!
If I ever die of anal cancer I’ll have instructed my people to put out a press release saying I died of something a little less embarassing. (assuming that I’ll have ‘people’)