Please don’t leave smart-arsed one liners about this blog being read exclusively by the women I’ve been with. Haa Haa, I’ve heard all of them before.

So, here’s why I haven’t posted in a few days. First off, I’m torn between:

The knowledge that I ought to post regularly if I want more readers on this blog. (To what end, I haven’t figured out yet.)

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My long standing laziness and more recent apathy (maybe I’d go so far as to say misanthropy) to everything and everyone around me these days. Its hard to write when everything you see,hear and read about in the world around you either pisses you off or you don’t care enough about much anyways and would rather spend your time blasting away at endless hordes of zombies in Valve Studio’s latest PC game, Left4Dead, which by the way, is absolutely brilliant and deserves to be spoken about in a post of its own, but I digress.

The main reason that there have been fewer posts recently than chicken with teeth is that over the past few weeks many people registered as users on this site. I was pretty chuffed about it. The last new user though, had a slightly dodgy name. Something like Viaa Garth or some such shit. So, I sent out a polite e-mail saying “Hi, Thanks for registering on my blog. Please reply so I know you aren’t a spambot” and sure enough, a few minutes later I had a reply in my inbox that went something like “Hi, I know great site for cheap meds, make you penis larger, order now, yaada yaaada..” Crap.

So, I repeated the exercise with all the users on this blog and I got either

a> No reply, or

b>Replies with links to sites that would sell me meds to stay harder for longer, reduce belly fat and I quote “Drill her all night!”

Now I’m a pretty average guy and would like to reduce my belly fat, have a larger penis and drill her all night as much as the next schmuck but this shit wasn’t about to fly. I booted off every single one of the users, including the non-repliers and spent the rest of the day steaming at the nerve of these people. Now I’m not new to spam and can spot and tune it out as easily as I detect bullshit when (or whenever) television newsreaders open their mouths to speak, but this was really pissing off. I guess it’s a sign of how hard the times really are that spammers are actually registering on my site to spam ME! Cripes.

Anyway, moving on… come back soon for a review of the best game I’ve played recently, Left4Dead, a very important Mac OS X terminal tip that is nowhere on the internet (I looked) and a weird post under the Fives category.

Peace, love and larger penises to all. (as applicable)

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