Five signs that middle age is nigh.
February 10th, 2009
1. Bigger pants.
2. A formerly hyperactive kid (like myself) now starts looking for empty chairs when he gets somewhere.
3. An ass cheek goes to sleep if you remain seated in one position for a while. Before you even know it, no milk & cookies or bed-time stories required.
4. You find that the music is often too loud in pubs.
5. You can barely do the half the number of push-ups you could a decade earlier. After each push-up a little voice in your head repeats “This is gonna sting in the morning.”
not getting old kid, just outta shape !!!!
and ass cheeks sleeping mean your chairs outta shape too !!!!!
great blog site . keep up the good work .
laughed my ass off on most of them